25 Midwestern Tweets That'll Make You Want To Down A Bottle Of Ranch

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Jun 8, 2018 11:00 AM EDT

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    Text - Thread mackenzie @mackenziem317 "welcome to the midwest" starter pack: a thread 5/29/18, 7:42 PM 4,470 Retweets 7,417 Likes
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    mackenzie @mackenziem317 1d 1. ranch dressing -used on salads, chicken nuggets, pizza, and anything else you want really -my friend once told me that her little sister dipped popcorn and oreos in ranch -the most midwestern condiment Hidden Valley THE ORIGINAL Ranch 2 t2.54 784
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    Corn on the cob - @mackenziem317 1d mackenzie 2. corn -colorado has mountains, florida has the beach, arizona has deserts. and the midwest has cornfields -literally everywhere -soybean fields are also common 2 2 t222 570
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 1d 3. the notorious "ope" -used after accidentally bumping into someone or hearing some hot tea -usually followed by "sorry" or "im just gonna sneak past ya" or both OPE t301 3 1,557
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    Food - @mackenziem317 1d mackenzie 4. taco in a bag -i jut found out recently that this is a midwestern thing -meat, cheese, lettuce, and salsa thrown into a bag of crushed up doritos -the best school lunch CASY OPEN PACK AR AOLN EASY OPEN PAC BARREL Bat Tortillas NACHO CHEESE 593 t223 97
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 1d 5. puppy chow -i didn't know this was midwestern ?? the rest of the country is seriously missing out -chex cereal covered in chocolate and powdered sugar -a necessity for any party tbh t.82 2 1,161
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    Games - mackenzie @mackenziem317 1d 8. bags (also called cornhole which sounds more midwestern) -game played at picnics and barbecues; mostly by dads we spent like 3 weeks playing it in gym and held a tournament -2 teams throw bean bags and try to make them in the hole t35 5 549
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    Text - ankenz @kenzmohr am i the only one who is shocked when a movie mentions iowa. like yes. that is me. iowa is me. i am iowa. thank you for recognizing me. 5/31/18, 12:30 AM 888 Retweets 8,032 Likes
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    Text - mackenzie @mackenziem317 1d 6. apologizing for everything -saying sorry for something they have no control over -ex: "omg they forgot the lettuce on my taco!!" "sorry" -other people yell at us for apologizing, apologize for apologizing SORRY 94 786 4
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    Text - @mackenziem317 1d mackenzie 7. "muggy" -used to describe hot, humid weather "wow, it sure is muggy out here" 2 2 t15 576
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    Text - Sally Keckeisen @sallykeckeisen Midwest goodbyes are 45 minutes of continued conversation while your hand is on the doorknob in the tiny entrance area and hugs and kisses have already been given.
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    Cuisine - @mackenziem317 21h mackenzie 9. taco pizza -lettuce, tomatoes, and taco chips on pizza; people also put taco sauce on it sometimes why do we make everything into tacos?? -bonus points if you get it at Happy Joe's 3 2214 411
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    Tractor - @mackenziem317 10h mackenzie 10. john deere -gotta harvest all that corn -we have a whole museum about him where i live -sometimes you just see tractors driving down the street 20 369 3
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    Text - @mackenziem317 8h 11. potholes/road construction mackenzie -takes forever to fix -we're honestly too broke to repair anything "road work ahead" signs every 30 miles on the interstate t55 3 608
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    Text - @mackenziem317 8h mackenzie 12. yelling about seeing animals -when you see a farm while on a road trip, you yell "cows!!" so everyone else can see them -also applicable for horses, pigs, ducks, deer, etc -idk if this is only midwestern but we have most of the farms so 2269 594
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    Vehicle - Tweet POLICE lowaStateU Police @ISUPD Keep an eye out for the donutmobile spreading donuts and respect starting tomorrow! #DonutDisrespect DONUT DISRESPECT P ics SAFE NEIGHBORHODS 231-16 City of Anse SAFE NEIGHBORHOODS 231-4661 501504 Police Ames www.cityofames.org 11:02 AM 19 Apr 17
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    Text - OLICE lowaStateU Police @ISUPD Please stop vaping on campus. It's getting hard to see the buildings ACE
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    Text - ΔγλαΠ @D_Tutt In Ohio, you don't say "Oh, excuse me" You say "ope" which means, "I am startled." Isn't that amazing?
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    Cook - lowaStateU Police POLICE @ISUPD Can we keep the weed to a bare minimum today? kthxbye. #GlazeltDontBlazelt 9:00 AM 20 Apr 17 1,156 RETWEETS 3,698 LIKES
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    Product - Tweet Donuts are gone for the day! Stay tuned for events tomorrow. #DonutDisrespect 4:34 PM 20 Apr 17 11 RETWEETS 159 LIKES
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    Tree - Tweet You've heard of speed traps? We have weed traps AVANT/FRENTE FRONT Tweet your reply
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    Nose - POLICE lowaStateU Police @ISUPD What in blood alcohol concentration?! SOR FST meters htox.com -0010-00 000157.01 2:28 PM 28 Feb 17 724 RETWEETS 3,317 LIKES 28 Feb Replying to @ISUPD What's the high score? 1 18 1 lowaStateU Police @ISU.. 28 Feb It's like golf; low scores are better. POLICE 구 7 113
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    Text - Q Tweet lowaStateU Police POLICE @ISUPD 2000 donuts are on campus right meow! Come find us! #DonutDisrespect Ames Police @AmesPolice Donutmobile will be out soon.Donut come baked (or fried).We may have a drug snif... 11:54 AM 20 Apr 17
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    Text - lowaStateU Police POLICE @ISUPD All of them. #poltwt Peas and Carrots Replying to @ISUPD how many donuts would be needed to buy a "Get Out of Jail Free" card from you guys? 12:08 PM 02 Mar 17 7 RETWEETS 50 LIKES
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    Text - POLICE lowaStateU Police @ISUPD You're not a firework. Don't drive lit. 12:08 PM 04 Jul 17 883 RETWEETS 3,362 LIKES Caleb e 3d Replying to @ISUPD Try and stop me 1 1 lowaStateU Police @ISUPD 3d POLICE When we do, you'll see this in your rearview mirror: t4 38 1 Caleb 3d OHOKAY... GIF memecrunch.com 1
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